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  1. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #1 crispey, Mar 14, 2016
    which is what I did, my shed. My missus went in and found the boxes that contained all the bits that were on my bike "when I bought it" which was bad enough but when asked why I needed another bit of something I already had for what I had said was perfect, well I thought I'd won my case when I replied " if something so perfect doesn't need things it already has then why do you have so many handbags and shoes?" I received a perfectly placed clout round the ear with one of said handbags!
     
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  2. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    #2 thebiglad, Mar 14, 2016
    I admire your courage/stupidity Crispey ;);):D:D:D:D:D:rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  3. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    #3 andypandy, Mar 14, 2016
    Crispey I'm surprised you have lived so long with comments like that. Are you a cat ?
     
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  4. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #4 crispey, Mar 15, 2016
    Just stupidity and old age, I used to mutter those comments and I've slowed down, I used to be able to avoid the 45 degree swing!
     
  5. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    #5 steve lovatt, Mar 15, 2016
    Just a momentary lapse of concentration mate. Imagine the comments I got when she found out that I've already bought several new bits for the Tiger!
     
  6. roadrider

    roadrider First Class Member

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    #6 roadrider, Mar 15, 2016
    On slightly different note. My wife doesn't work Monday so she went out on her bike. When asked why she hadn't done the homework instead I was promptly told to p***s off......really :eek:
     
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  7. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    #7 steve lovatt, Mar 15, 2016
    Our shed was infested with mice - didn't put her off though she set the traps!
     
  8. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #8 crispey, Mar 15, 2016
    Maybe I should have done that,

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    Could have placed a handbag in it as bait
     
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