Names That Fit An Occupation

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  1. Octoberon

    Octoberon Crème de la Crème
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    I thought that was Patrick Fitzjohn and John Fitzpatrick...
     
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  2. Rooster

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  3. capt

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    Well known bushranger H I Jacka .

    Your version of Robbing Hood !

    New a guy Paul Flowers , he worked on a farm , well sorta kinda works
     
  4. andyc1

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    Gorge Best... well, because he was.
     
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  5. Erling

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    Vidkun Quisling, as above.

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  6. Cornelii

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    I used to have a dentist who was called Dr Payne
     
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  7. Iceman

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    Mary Whitehouse remember her
     
  8. Biff

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    There is the first person in the UK to get Bird Flu: a duck keeper called Alan Gosling.
     
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  9. capt

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    T puller would work too :cool:;)
     
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  10. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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  11. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème
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    wouldn’t it be funny if he were in the prostrate department :mask::p
     
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  12. PatW

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    Estate agents in Bath, Somerset,
    Wild Lye and an antiques dealer in the new forest called Robin Bastard.
     
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  13. David Cooper

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    Marion Moon, Buzz Aldrin’s mother’s maiden name
     
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  14. Tigcraft

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    My mate used a doctor near him called Dr Kilmenny
     
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  15. Biff

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    It has just come to my notice that the World Heart Federation advocacy committee has released a report starting that “No amount of alcohol is good for the heart”.

    The chair of that committee is Beatriz Champagne ….
     
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  16. Glenn2926

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    There’s still a surgery named after him. Kilmenny house.
     
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  17. DCS900

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    Oh my god!!!
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    The bastards!!!
     
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  18. andyc1

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    Bit vague but there was someone called Peugeot working at Citroen or vise versa... remember seeing it on top gear.
    Also, there has to be a lot of porn actors/actresses that would fit into this thread :D
     
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  19. DCS900

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    Actually Fitin Tothis was an Italian porn star… :laughing:
     
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  20. Fork Lock

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    Several things come to mind...

    Ben Dover was mentioned. Don't forget his sister, Eileen.

    I worked in a discount store when I was younger. We would call the front desk and ask them to page Pete Moss to the garden department. Of course, we'd also ask them to request Peter Gozinya to meet his wife somewhere.

    We had two families living in town, right next door to one another and they did in fact, live on a lakefront. Their mailboxes were right next to each other. Their family names were Pond and Lake.

    We had a kid living in town where I was a cop. His last name was Anis. And yes, he was an asshole, He eventually changed it to Anisi.

    "Shoemaker and Borbe" was the name of an accounting firm in town. I was dating a girl who was not the sharpest tool in the shed. As we drove by their business she saw their sign and said "I know what a shoemaker is, but what does a borbe do?" I told her that after the shoemaker made the shoes, the borbe was the person who put the little eyelets on for the laces. She swallowed it. Really. She was fun.

    The Trocadero was a burlesque club in Philly back in the day. I remember one stripper being featured in their ads regularly - Holly Pena, the Mexican Hottie.

    When I was a cop there was a NJ State Police Trooper named Copp and the current Philadelphia Police Commissioner is Danielle Outlaw.
     
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