Yesterday I was at St Helens RFC watching the quarterfinal of the Challenge Cup. Our season tickets give us access to the Premier Lounge where we always have a meal and drinks before the game and before I take my seat I usually go for a pish. I take my place at the urinals and at the next one is a young guy holding his pr*ck with one hand and texting on his mobile phone with the other. Who said men can’t multi task. I was just hoping he’d drop his mobile phone in the urinal unfortunately he didn’t
Once heard a similar tale from a Public Health Inspector watching a pot being stirred in a fast food joint.......
I was going to say that there’s something wrong with you and Andypandy. Seeing as Wayne is involved there’s definitely something wrong with you’s
