bike with 2019 FA cup final programme wrapped round the chain!! ha ha not really, can't exclude our B*W brethren and certain triumphs, just put it on the seat
Without evidence to the contrary, Ron is innocent, the programme is real, ( although the games not till Saturday). What's next Ron_the_ink.
OK then, your bike near water with a female of the opposite sex (or male of the opposite sex if you are female) sitting on it.
I thought this tag was gonna be too easy for you lot! Just a reminder, your bike, near water, with someone of the opposite sex (from the owner of the bike) sat on it... simples!