Well, I'll go to t'foot of our stairs! Just abart to sit mi Masters degree exam, when t'moderator come and chucked me off t'course sayin that cheque'd bounced, and The God Mohammed dint have a bank account at Lloyds! When I told my captor/brainwasher Mo, he said I was a lost cause anyway, and he dunt know what he was thinkin, said he shudda known better when he realised I had a Naval background! Also, he was struggling to get 27 virgins round our way, which I can understand. He said summat about, "3,2,1, back in the room", clicked his fingers, and he was gone!! Dint even say ta-ra, the ignorant twat!
