Featured Tiger 800 Look At My Twat

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  1. dilligaf

    dilligaf ThaiGrrrrr
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    Here he is people :cool:
    New to me my TWAT of a bike :p
    Tiger 800 ABS:cool:
    Two wheel adventure tourer :p
    If I remember correctly it was @Streetgirl675 that suggested that :)
    The ride home from Hull was all on boring roads :(
    A63 M62 and the A1:confused:
    Took over two hours at a rather rapid rate because I was in quite considerable pain :tired_face:especially my left shoulder and arm:sob::sob::sob:
    Feckin engine is a GEM:cool:
    Gearbox like GRAVY :yum
    Very very comfortable even with my problems :)
    Seen 104mph at one point :imp:
    Glad it’s got a gear indicator because when changing down can hardly feel a thing :cool:
    So.....he’s called TWAT :imp::cool:
    He’s BLACK:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:
    He’s a TRIUMPH :heart::cool::heart::cool::heart:
    Am I happy ?:confused:
    You bet ya sweet Feckin arse I am:grinning::party::grinning::party:
    WHO WOULDNT BE:eek::cool::p D9E82CBC-53B5-4657-A200-133A809AC131.jpeg
     
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  2. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member
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    Ah, Dilli has a black TWAT, normal service has been resumed! :p

    Really pleased for ya mate, glad you have found the one :heart:, enjoy being a TWAT rider, suits you sir! :D
     
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  3. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Senior Member

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    Congrats I guess. Never had a black TWAT, what does I sound like.
    Does it smell like a TWAT
     
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  4. Duckadiledundee

    Duckadiledundee Peasant First Class
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    Nice one @dilligaf I'm happy for you mate..Brilliant description of the bike.Got me p#ssing myself..Brilliant suggestion from @Streetgirl675 ;):joy::joy:
     
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  5. MadMrB

    MadMrB Elite Member
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    Great to see you back with bike :cool: even if it is a TWAT :joy: - Now hurry up and get you gimpy shoulders fixed ;)

    Enjoy! :)
     
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  6. Adie P

    Adie P Elite Member
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    NERNA NERNA NERNA NERNA

    NERNA NERNA NERNA NERNA


    TWATMAN ................

    Liking your style, Dilli! Take it easy until those shoulders are FULLY sorted, eh?
     
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  7. Wessa

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    Great to see and hear you are back on two wheels mate... So what about some stats on your twat
     
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  8. Thripster

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    That looks great Dilli but what makes it special is your smile.......says it all.........
     
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  9. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else
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    Good to see mate - you've got a Tiger after all! :cool:
     
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  10. Tallpaul

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    Good choice mate, Black Twats Matter...................
     
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  11. Winglad

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    Congratulations and thousands of happy miles!

    As I am living in the land of the GS, I might be able to get you a really sweet deal on one of their TWAT-Suits :D:D:D

    Cheers, Daniel
     
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  12. Ducatitotriumph

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    nice twat and with extra wide opening flaps! ;)
     
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  13. Helmut Visor

    Helmut Visor Put on your big boy pants and man up
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    Nice mate, does your top box contraption from the R3 (shhhh) fit or are we going to see more fettling?
     
  14. Bikerman

    Bikerman Crème de la Crème
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    bravo_2.gif That Man, pleased for you.
     
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  15. stevethegoolie

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    Nice one, Dilli.:)
    SWMBO decided we were going to Hull today. Went on the train though! That A63 is a pain in the arse on a GOOD day!:mad:
    Happy that you got sorted though, and that you got home safe and sound.:cool: Hopefully you won't suffer for it tomorrow.o_O
     
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  16. chiari1

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    About feckin time , luvly looking Tiger Dilli , YA TWAT !!
     
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  17. littleade

    littleade The only sane one here
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    Nice one Dilli. Black is the fasterest colour;). Another plus is it already has panniers which will prevent you inflicting another Dillimakes thread with 12 pages of pain on the rest of us:laughing:

    Joking apart the adventure bikes are so comfy this should help no end while you're sorting your shoulders out
     
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  18. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear
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    Happy day's Dilli mate, an awesome choice and a cracker to boot with a good set of Givi panniers and a good riding position for you great bike
     
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  19. Sandi T.

    Sandi T. It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    #19 Sandi T., Sep 5, 2020
    Last edited: Sep 6, 2020

    Congratulations on your new bike, Dilli! :grinning: I'm so happy for you. :blush: It's great to see your big smile, that you have a bike in the stable again, and that you're BACK IN BLACK!! :cool::heart: Brought to mind this song....

     
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  20. Sandi T.

    Sandi T. It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    Oh, littleade, you know Dilli will of course find something "Dillimakes" to do with his twat.
     
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