I've Only Gone And Lost My Mind !

The last semblance of sanity has departed my world.
I've only gone and bought one of the maddest, baddest bikes on the planet
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By the time you read this, it will be sat in my garage, delivery due any minute.

I am planning on buying another America later in the year, for me and the missus to tour about on, but at the moment it just didn't excite me enough, didn't get moist at the thought of the same bike sat in the garage as I had. I'm a bit attention deficit like that.

Went to look at a Thunderbird LT, my eldest daughter spotted this bike as we were leaving, and declared I should buy it, as it's Orange (Colour is red, but definitely looked orange in showroom). Spent all weekend researching and talking to a pal that has one. Mind made up, called this morning, deal done, delivery arranged and on its way.

 

That’s well smart Ron
I like it
Now paint it BLACK

 

Aprilia Tuono R. Aprilia RSV sports bike with the fairing removed and not detuned!!!!. 998 V-twin 133bhp and a brickshithouse of torque.

Total wheelie machine.... Allegedly

 

Yeah, not good reputation for spares supply, but other than a couple of minor faults, these are pretty reliable machines.

 

Hideouts? Sounds like fun!!!
Be easy to spot the bright orange bike with howling Akra's!!!!

 

Jim Allen in Falkirk has been servicing the bike, and there's a place over Dilligaf's way. So I'll be going to Falkirk!!!!

 

Pah.....easy

 

Sure I’ve seen that bike advertised somewhere else ...but didn’t it used to be PINK

 

Pink Aprilia?
Ron?
Gay pride?
Well I had my suspicions
I think this bike might be Ron trying to tell us something

 

Officially Sunset RED!!!!
IT'S BLOODY ORANGE

 

Ooooh look he’s had a shave
Suits pink mind you and it’ll match his bike