Plus given her car tyres a good stabbing, broke a few windows and a nice touch of paint stripper to write twat on every car panel. Not that I'm vindictive in any way. BTW Have you been studying pyschology DD ? This forum is sending me doo-lally, Im starting to understand the Nursie and medication bit now. HELP!
Almost pretty much spot on DD It is a quiet rural village, she is a retired pensioner, has a controlling husband, no job/hobbies, the local busy body curtain twitcher, and used to be a dinner lady at my kids school Whenever a car got sratched, she was the first to let you know and say that "something should be done to catch the little buggers" She loves a bit of drama, when my immediate next door neighbour came home with their newborn baby, she was in the car park helping to carry their bags in, of course, once inside their house she obliged herself to making tea for them, hearing about the birth and relaying her stories. The poor young couple were absolutely exhausted and in the end after trying to tactifully get rid of her, the husband just plain said "get out, we need some privicy" apparently the look on her face was a picture. After being caught scratching the cars, she is pretty much a social outcast and don't see her or her husband much now. They are both pretty much straight out of a comic book, her the busy body and him the child hating old fart...he once shouted at my kids when they are playing on the common green out front of the houses as they are making too much noise playing! Don't worry, I have told him exactly what I think, he may be a control freak in his house, but outside, he stays away from me and mine. If it wasn't for catching her on my camera, more cars would have been scratched and no one would be the wiser.
Just found out my old 2010se is up for sale https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https://www.ebay.co.uk/ulk/itm/173775969499 Located in Aylesbury It is higher than usual mileage, but very well looked after If anyone has £5k burning a hole in their pocket and near Aylesbury you should take a look
Both me and the current owner maintained the bike with money no object including. £400 fuel map I did just before the crash. Kicking myself for not saving a copy to load onto my current 2010 Speed Triple Current owner is unable to do a copy for me