I'm All Behind!!!!

Now before we go any further, this has nothing to do with the size of my arse, even if it is a little .... ahem .... generous, shall we say?!! No, I'm trying to play 'catchup' with you lot after moving house and waiting for the interweb to be hooked up. Fook me it was hard work! Currently suffering from Dettox poisoning and a sudden allergy to Flash cleaner (amongst others!). Oh, and I can't find a bloody thing when I want it!
Hope you buggers are all still well though, and I'll try to keep up in future. Still plenty to do though so no guarantees!!
Oh happy daze!

 

Still in Goole but at t'other side. Weirdly we've ended up nearer to the hospital - I hope this is not some sort of subliminal forward planning!!

 

Cheers, Jez. You do realise that my brain is now starting to hurt just thinking of all that lot! Anyway ....

1) I've been to Arizona and Nevada and yes, it is hot there but it is a dry heat and therefore much more tolerable. Even Death Valley was not unpleasant!

2) Photographic evidence may need to be called upon if that accusation is ever denied!

3) No shit, Sherlock! But what a waste of a perfectly good sausage.

4) Quite right too. Nice to know that somebody cares!

5) Cheeky twat! But yes, I did scare the shit out of the man with the red flag. Serves him right for being such a sluggard. His recovery in hospital was quite lengthy, I am led to believe.

6) Good old Billy. Crashing motorcycles is a vastly overrated occupation. It also tend to smart a bit!

7) I really didn't need to know that! Now I need mind bleach!!

8) Oh dear. I hope Rich is on the mend. I guess he will agree with my comment above. I bought some 'wonky' grapes at Morrisons today - perhaps I should have sent them to him as a traditional offering to those who are ill/injured/hospitalised. GWS Rich!!

9) Another wannabee alcofrolic eh? Bloody lightweight! Yes, we will no doubt look after him in our unique, loving, caring and piss taking way should the need arise.

10) Losing weight? The very idea. Sprinter really should know better. A trip to Specsavers is highly recommended to sort him out once and for all.

I guess that's me (almost) up to date then. No?? Oh BUM!! This could take weeks!!!! SIGH!

 

And rightly so!!!!
How many moths were liberated by that simple act of removing the aforementioned wallet from his warm, cosy pocket? I suspect very many!
Thanks for the link, mate. I guess that I should use it with caution!