I Must Be Bored.

Now that is definitely a bit of me...I like it...

 

Present for your shithead neighbors Tricky.?

 

Awesome fair play , what you doing the handle out of TD , as im sure I have some different types of African hardwoods here amongst the stock pile , got some don't know what it is but its rock hard and a very dark reddish purple if any good

 

To be honest TD they are none of them , I have the names written on them but cant be bothered to go and look until tomorrow If you need any just PM me the approx sizes needed and your address and we will go from there , done a fair bit of wood turning for years but just cant seem to find the time at the moment

 

My mate at work made this for his father
He’s a clever man and only did this one as an experiment
Pretty good I think

 

Does your love of knives extend to swords as well Tricky?

I wanted to buy 2 broadswords from a mate when he was selling off his collection. Unfortunately a dealer got there before me & made him an offer for the entire collection.
My mate (being a man who likes an easy life) said the only way I could have the 2 I wanted was to buy the lot at the price the dealer was offering.
The dealer was taking the pi$$ with his offer (as they often do! )
So I told my mate to call him & say he'd accept the offer but it wouldn't include the broadswords.
But he wouldn't do it.
So I have several old swords collecting dust in my man-cave.

I don't want a fortune for them & I can post photos if you or anyone else might be interested?.

 

Your garage doesn't harbour a yellow three wheeled van does it DD?

 

No, but I could definitely procure you one if the price was right MrB. What kinda budget do you have in mind?

 

I don’t know mate
But I’ll send a text tomorrow and ask
Remind me if I forget

 

I've had an idea Tricky...
Take the top one in this photo out into your back garden.
Wave it around in a frenzied manner. Whilst screaming (in your best psychotic voice)..."I'm really not sure how much more of that Drum n Bass shite I can take! I don't want to go back to Broadmoor for another 20yrs. But I can definitely hear the voices in my head telling me to kill again!"...

That should do it mate.
Either that, or you'll get sectioned

 

Stunning , what are you like with Bowie knives ?

 

Very nice Dilli , but should you have anything sharp ?

 

It’s not mine mate

I use cutlery

 

I bet your neighbours think you're a right snob

Next you'll be telling us you've learned to stand upright on your hind legs

 

Not tonight mate they’re all wobbly