How Long's Your Pony Tail

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Old dumb arse, May 16, 2020.

  1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  1. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

    Mar 28, 2020
    909
    443
    KS
    How long's your pony tail? Week 8 of lockdown and my pony tail is about 3.5 inches long. It will be another 3 weeks before Barber's open. Nail salons are open btw. I ran some numbers and once they open it may take them 200 days to catch up.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. Sir Trev

    Sir Trev Senior Member

    May 27, 2017
    652
    193
    Buckinghamshire
    Number 1 all over with the clippers for me, usually every two or three weeks. Thanks to not having to go into the office due to lockdown I left it nearly two months before shearing myself last night. I looked terrible. It looked even more terrible before I started...
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • Agree Agree x 3
  3. Helmut Visor

    Helmut Visor Only dead fish go with the flow
    Subscriber

    Oct 3, 2018
    6,103
    800
    Three Counties
    I'm afraid there is no point either now or in my future where a pony tail could ever be considered right or justified : unamused:: unamused:
    say-goodbye-to-the-man-bun-say-hello-to-the-43458182.png stylish-redheaded-young-man-bouffant-600w-376451371.jpg 82bc5f6298e31adb7bcce374b4a41160.png 1970s-mens-hair.jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 12
    • WTF WTF x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  4. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

    Mar 28, 2020
    909
    443
    KS
    I not brave enough to attempt it myself:p
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  5. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

    Mar 28, 2020
    909
    443
    KS
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  6. Tricky-Dicky

    Tricky-Dicky Crème de la Crème

    Dec 12, 2016
    2,445
    1,000
    Norfolk UK
    Still got mine couldn't loose it after years of long hair....now i cut it myself with clippers with a no 3 all over except the rats tail....still got my last big scalp from years ago use to hang from my sissy bar.:p:eek:
     
    • Like Like x 2
  7. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

    Nov 5, 2019
    2,947
    800
    MORAY UK
    Short back and polish for me, always had short hair but there was a race on between it going grey or bald :)
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  8. Tallpaul

    Tallpaul Noble Member

    Apr 7, 2019
    610
    393
    Kidderminster
    The Man Bun, says more about a man than words ever could...………………...
     
    • Agree Agree x 5
  9. Tricky-Dicky

    Tricky-Dicky Crème de la Crème

    Dec 12, 2016
    2,445
    1,000
    Norfolk UK
    Certainly does!:eek:

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
  10. johne

    johne Standing on the shoulders of dwarves.

    Jan 16, 2020
    1,700
    943
    Where the Wolds meet the sea
    I went for the lockdown beard instead. It must be 20 odd years since I last grew one and now I realised why I didn't stick with it back then. Its like wearing a bloody scarf around your chin in bed. Good for riding the bike in colder weather perhaps but not for me in the warmer months. ;)
     
    • Like Like x 1
  11. Doc Strange

    Doc Strange Senior Member

    Aug 8, 2019
    717
    243
    UK
    Still down to the bottom of my back - haven't been to a barber in decades.

    Fortunately, I have led a righteous life and the good Lord has not punished me by making my hair fall out and my head resemble a billiard ball.

    DS
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • Funny Funny x 3
  12. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

    Mar 29, 2014
    2,575
    800
    Holmfirth West Yorkshire
    Trouble is there’s usually an arse near the tail!! upload_2020-5-17_14-35-19.png
     
    • Funny Funny x 7
  13. Doc Strange

    Doc Strange Senior Member

    Aug 8, 2019
    717
    243
    UK
    Can remember to the day the last time I heard that joke - was at the classic racing in Geddine in 2018!

    Just been introduced to some mates of a mate he knew through the ZRX owners club - a good crowd, and a good weekend!

    DS
     
    • Like Like x 1
  14. Wire-Wheels

    Wire-Wheels Elite Member

    Apr 26, 2019
    2,482
    800
    California - USA
    My thoughts EXACTLY. ...J.D.
     
    • Like Like x 4
  15. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

    Mar 28, 2020
    909
    443
    KS
    So I gotta 4" ponytail in the front and a stray hair that will reach my mouth I may post s photo tommorow
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  16. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
    Subscriber

    Dec 3, 2018
    21,755
    1,000
    Tucson Arizona
    Please tell us that stray hair isn’t coming out of your one of your ears, @Old dumb arse. :p:eek:
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
  17. Hubaxe

    Hubaxe Good moaning! aka Mr Wordsalad :)

    Mar 25, 2020
    1,693
    800
    Aix Les bains - French Alps
    this post hurts. Had very long hair and now all gone.. Age + gravity..
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
  18. Kenbro

    Kenbro Noble Member

    Jul 9, 2019
    828
    443
    Manchester, UK
    That can sometimes happen....when you get a wild hair up your a**
    Ken.
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
Loading...

Share This Page