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  1. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    As my old grandad used to say;
    “If somebody offers you money just take it, they must want you to have it”
    Wessa’ Grandad
     
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  2. andyc1

    andyc1 Lunarville 7, Airlock 3

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    "Your dammed if you do, and dammed if you don't". Bart Simpson.
     
  3. Lou160487

    Lou160487 Senior Member

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    Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can buy a lot of hookers and blow.
    unknown.
     
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  4. Ducatitotriumph

    Ducatitotriumph Crème de la Crème

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    When one door closes, another smashes in your face.
    My family motto..
     
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  5. Pegscraper

    Pegscraper Elite Member

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    My old metalwork teacher on wearing safety goggles.......

    "You can dance with a wooden leg, you can eat with false teeth but you can't see through a glass eye!"
     
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  6. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    "If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else." ~~Yogi Berra

    A good thing for all of us to remember, but particularly motorcyclists! ;):joy:
     
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  7. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    Another Yogi Berra-ism: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." :dizzy:
     
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  8. Cyborgbot

    Cyborgbot Guest

    I can’t dance with two normal(ish) legs so a wooden one would be an advantage.
     
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  9. Dave49

    Dave49 Elite Member

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    But you can't hang a man with a wooden leg...
     
  10. Cyborgbot

    Cyborgbot Guest

    Yes, you’ll need a rope for that.

    A wooden leg would be rubbish.

    CB 12/2021
     
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  11. Adie P

    Adie P Crème de la Crème

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    "If we were there now - we'd be late!"

    Revon T. Craig, Jr. - -usually when we were about to mount up and ride out.
     
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  12. Erling

    Erling Elite Member

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    "Trust me, you can dance."
    -Vodka
     
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  13. Cyborgbot

    Cyborgbot Guest

    I had thought it was the great philosopher Beer who quoted that truth…
     
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  14. DCS900

    DCS900 Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!
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    “Rock 'n' roll ain't worth the name if it don't make you strut”

    Lemmy
    Overkill
     
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  15. andypandy

    andypandy Elite Member

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    Hear all, see all, say nowt - My Dad, a Yorkshireman.

    Sadly, he died when I was twenty two and from then on, I couldn't keep to the "say nowt" bit. I can't keep my mouth shut and I've upset a lot of people along the way. Dad knew best.
     
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  16. DCS900

    DCS900 Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!
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  17. Golgotha

    Golgotha Guest

    Lot of this going around lately.

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  18. Golgotha

    Golgotha Guest

    And this…

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  19. SleepyOwl

    SleepyOwl Crème de la Crème
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  20. Adie P

    Adie P Crème de la Crème

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    "Be water, my friend."

    Bruce LEE
     
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