The only way your IQ would reach three digits is if it were expressed in binary.... With an IQ as low as yours, how on earth do you manage to remember to keep breathing?
From Smokey and the bandit... Buford T. Justice: There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.
In a similar vein when I arrived at work with a busted nose after face planting the floor outside the pub one of my colleagues (an ex Marine) asked me ... "What happened there? Were you talking when you should have been listening!"
Ploliceman reprimanding a motorcyclist for pulling a wheelie when leaving “Devil’s Bridge” “Now then flight captain, having trouble taking off were we?” Considered reply... “Sorry cunt stubble.” Actual reply... “Sorry constable.”
That reminds me of my favourite bass player joke, who’s timing was so bad he was getting depressed and suicidal about it. He went to the train tracks, and with a fit of despair, threw himself behind the next passing train.
