I saw it, 4ssh0les. That song is about a boy trying to get some. if theres something wrong with that, if boys should now wait to be selected, by woman sign the appropriate paperwork then w4nk in a cup and send it to her,doctor then shoot me now. Boll03ks to em!
Don't mention Barbara Dickson, at least not around the Aberdeen neighbours of my parents-in-law - she 'stole' their daughter's husband ,,, the hussy.
Gotta be the best live band ever, singing that perennial yuletide favourite, Sensational Alex Harvey Band and 'There's no lights on the Christmas tree mother, they're burning Big Louie tonight!'