I'd like mine hand delivered by a scantily clad nubile young lady, placed on a velvet pillow (the t-shirt, not the young lady), as befitting my station.
No sooner requested than done Boss Sir Guv, I've booked such a scantily clad nubile young lady for your pleasure. So you can recognize her when she arrives at your house, here's a picture :-
The last time i tried the wife's basque on it didn't fit, but i could try and lose a few pounds and slap on a bit of make up for the GMU..would you like champagne also? cause that would be an extra 50 quid..PS i don't do extras
probably better to i don't think it would be a pretty sight,,and before you ask i'm not dressing up like the biker from the village people
