Engine Oil

How much is it ?

 

Hmmm.....10w40 diesel oil....I can snaffle that from work
Bloody speedmaster handles and sounds like a piece of plant machinery anyway so might as well

 

Bugger!!!.....he's on to us

 

No countersteering

 

The stuff from heterosexual Wombat scrotums is as good as anything in the market today....I have been a mechanic for.....blah.....blah....blah.... I once had a.....blah ....blah...blah....knew this bloke from the pub who said.....blah blah blah blah blah.....it's true I tells ya....true I read it once......

 

You think I am joking..this is for real...it's in the riders manual,if I still had it I would upload a photo,Harleys and diesel oil

 

Sorry bogg, you're gonna have to find the manual mate. lol

 

Have you been drinking the bloody stuff DD ?

 

Here it is then

 

oh yeah.. oh yeah oh yeah if you could imagine me now doing a michal jackson moon walk on the table you wouldn't be far off

 

Dunno what meds you're taking but I want some
The gay Wombats are not lighter on their feet at all and you seem to be back tracking on the subject of lubricants
Stick to what you know and don't google things so much
This common misconception comes about when weighing dead Wombats
The gay ones are lighter because they tend to eat more of the Helium plant than their heterosexual cousins (google it) (I mean don't)
I think there's 3 pubs in Bellingham and I'll buy you a pint in at least one of them at the GMU
Then I'll share with you all my mechanical knowledge before you get to the bottom of the glass then it's yours to share with others if you want

 

He he!! That's brilliant bogg

 

a seldom advertised fact that could win you a few pints at the farmyard this weekend

 

That's why I was waiving at them

 

I'm getting it done as a tattoo

 

If you do that I'll paint it on my tank

 

Several pints eh?
Hehay! Now we're back on the same page

 

I'm doing it right now mate!
Indian ink and a sewing needle old school
Ouch.....iya....ouch
Uh oh it looks shite

 

We don't have glass bottles up here they're made of clay with a cork in the top

 

And why not??