Dilligaf The Snowflake

Oh my @dilligaf I hope this is a piss take and you are winding us all up mate. If it is not stay safe mate and look after yourself

 

And we all know that that is a load of bollox.....

 

what a selfish ****

 

What is this guy thinking about coming into work and putting everybody at risk; yes a selfish bastard. I wish you well and don't envy you having to stay in for 12 weeks At least you should be good to come to the GMU, if it does go ahead....

 

So glad you had a chuckle at my expense

Your right Billy,,,,,as usual just like the wife

 

That’s great news Dilli, ya had me worried with the as of yesterday , still need to take care and finish the threads.

 

Dilligaf
Well I was going to put my name down for the Rocket but I see its been earmarked already. But do stay safe and plenty of Jack Daniels and you won't see the time go by.
Regards
Joe.

 

Oh yes he is !

 

Is that the lunch for the virus? I didn’t know you were so generous and wanted to throw yourself into the consumption of the virus. He he he

 

@dilligaf what about in all that spare now time fitting some used old shitty cocktail shakers on that new spaceship of yours??

 

Oh no he Ain't

We need a 12 week countdown thread full of nonsense and mirth, as Blackadder would say.

Good luck Dilli, I work in a College so from Tuesday am teaching from my Dining room!!
They actually think the kids will log in at 9.00am for their lessons

 

And I thought you folk from the North East were tough, you wont find Biffa Bacon or Ant & Dec loafing about cos of some nancy boy virus. Well let me be the first to welcome you to the Southern Softie club, down here we practically encourage loafing around, mainly in Waitrose, John Lewis and Selfridges. You'll need to stop drinking that common Jack Daniels of course and adopt an Artisan G&T with the Gin made in the Himalayas with Tonic made from Alpaca tears.

Shit I need to get back to work, its only 1 o'clock and I'm already talking bollox

 

Ant & Dec

Agree I've nae time for the greedy little money grabbing Simon Cowell wanna be's fecking annoying pair.

 

Stay well Dill me and the misses have both got underling health issues me COPD and Asthma for the wife so we are supposed to stay a out of contact but living in a small village we still need to shop etc.

 

Camping in Bellingham sounds good now, obviously 6 feet apart except in the pub or round the fire.

 

Ant & Dec camping, come on DD that is never going to happen, who would wipe their asses