Bored

I must be the chairman of the bored then.

 

I think I’m going to sleep in my campervan and pretend I’m on holiday.
I’ve had several conversations this weekend. Some with my cats, the others with myself. At least I get to win an argument. . (Just with myself though, not with the cats, they always win)

 

My late father, (Gone some 35 yrs. now) used to say: "You are not crazy if you talk to yourself...You are CRAZY when you start ANSWERING yourself !" . ...J.D.

 

Oh god I do both. Someone help me with my straight jacket

 

I must be the chairman of the bored then.

When I talk to God they call it praying.
When he talks to me they call it psychotic.

 

I'm not insane, just mentally hilarious....

 

"I don't suffer from insanity...Actually, I kind of enjoy it". Another one from Dad. ...J.D.