BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

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  1. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Change the lock !!!!!!
     
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  2. Rich Bryce

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    'kinel, just pissed myself ,,, remember a lot of us are OAP's and have dicky tickers mate.
     
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    She's just come out of Ade's room! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  4. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    He always hides her teeth... ;)
     
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  5. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    What's with all this taking the teeth out yer pansies !
     
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  6. Rich Bryce

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    Book in Andy, add your name to the eight-bunker, and we'll soon fill it up. I think figwold could be tempted to join us too. I'm seeing him tomorrow and will try to make him see the sense of a weekend away from swmbo, if he can get her permission of course. And I see Privateer has his name down for a t-shirt but isn't on the accommodation list. Meeting him tomorrow too and will see what's what with him.
     
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  7. Rich Bryce

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    There's a fourth bunk room?
     
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  8. steve lovatt

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    That would be "beer, bikes and bollox" DD!:D:D
     
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  9. MrOrange

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    If the big room is empty, I'll be ditching farty and snorey and moving into it by myself !!!!:D
     
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  10. MrOrange

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    FFY.
     
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  11. MrOrange

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    o_OWhy would I ever un-nail them ????
     
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  12. MrOrange

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    Errrr ? NAW.:mad:


    :D:D:D:D
     
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  13. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    What, and risk upsetting the parents?
     
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  14. MrOrange

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    No singly out, your Farty , he's Snorey !!!!!!:D:p:confused:
     
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  15. MrOrange

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    Just be glad there is no curry house in Bellingham !

    Me on beer and curry is very unpleasant snoring / farting combo !!!!
     
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  16. Dougie D

    Dougie D Crème de la Crème

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    Boy am i glad ive got a room to myself:) i'll be able to have a long lie;) rather than hearing a snoring alarm clock:eek:
     
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  17. MrOrange

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    You also miss out on all the fun.

    We'll leave you to last orders then bugger off to the bunkhouse to continue our japery :D:D:D:D

    Thinking of introducing an enterance fee into the after hours VIP lounge at the bunkhouse :)
     
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  18. roadrider

    roadrider First Class Member

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    That's a lesson I learnt many years ago,I don't share.It's bad enough when the wife's there.
    I like my own space ;):D
     
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  19. MrOrange

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    Sssssssshhhhh!
    The strippers were meant be a surprise! :eek:
     
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  20. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Thank god I'm stopping at the Cheviot especially after listening to some of you weird ravers :eek:

    A couple of sweet sherries and I'll be ready for bed,,,,,,,on my own :p

    Any more and I'll be up all night peeing :(:):)
     
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  21. Dougie D

    Dougie D Crème de la Crème

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    No last orders if you are a resident:D:D..or is it different in England:confused:
     
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  22. MrOrange

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    ANDY HAS BOOKED IN !!!:D:D:D:D

    Don't worry about the funny accent, just wait till you here them from Englan'shire talk, them's is proper hilarious !!!
     
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  23. MrOrange

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    I have to say, I think we will have the bunkhouse for our sole use now. I know he was looking to sell about 24 beds for the weekend (usual crowd only take Fri & Sat nights, 12 of 15 beds and 2 nights=24), so I think we're sorted now.

    The added bonus is, we have sole use of the parking area, no need for anybody to park on the street, even them posh buggers up in the hotel (there will of course be protection money to pay;)).
     
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  24. MrOrange

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    YOUR LANGUAGE !!!! Most of you are mongrel cheese eating surrender monkeys !!! Them Normans came over, pumped all your wimin and produced you lot !!!! Most of the brits fled north and formed a decent country !!!!:D:D:D:D

    Finest and best pronounced English is where ????? Black Isle, just north of Inverness, and thats a bloody fact !!!:p

    voulez vous coucher avec moi???? Naw, piss aff !!!!:D:D:D:D
     
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    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    well done Andy !! booked in at last, :cool: Its to late now your in, Plus being only 37 year old your one hell of a candidate for the position of male stripper you lucky man :D:D
     
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