BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

As I was present at the GMU and spent most of Saturday drinking with Dilligaf, even later on in the afternoon / evening purchasing a second bottle of JD.
I can say I have no knowledge of any one touching the aforementioned motorcycle other than Dilligaf when reving the nuts off his " piece of shite " ( his words btw ).
Therefore as there is no comclusive proof that his bike was knobbled or touched by any of the fine,upstanding members of this forum and society the entire issue must be a figment of Dilligaf's alcohol fuelled imagination and is entirely a non starter.
A bit like his bike for a wee while.
Personally I think he knobbled his own bike so that he could level this baseless allegation against said such fine upstanding members of this forum and society.




If you believe any of the above you need yer heid examined

 

+1. In the pub eating and drinking with Wayne, his Dad and the other gs rider Tim

 

From Cardiff to Fishguard weather report required please Wayne

 

Did you forget me?

 

Oops, didn't realise you were there at all Steve.

When did you arrive

 

Bloody hell lads!....you'll give the lad a complex

Which one was Wessa again?

 

I give you family-tree!
I'll send my mum over in her ME-262 and she'll shoot soap into your German-Family-Rooting-Back-To-The-
Dark-Ages-Insulting-Mouth (that would be GFRBTTDAIM )!
And the Teutonic Monkey Union is also more than aggravated...

 

Dam I can't even remember myself now. Did I come to the GMU or was it just a dream..................... Did Dilligaf really get drunk, were there some softies who never rode on the saturday cause it was raining. I think I will have to rev up for the 2018 GMU to re-live it all again ; what about you?
Wessa

 

Some never ride on Saturday OR Sunday ...!

 

Yep it was a dream. The softies were too busy drinking to ride as well

 

It couldn't have been that bad Jezz you came away with an 'A' level in German

 

You mean "keeping the home fires burning, making friends with the natives, repulsing invasion,securing the premises, cleaning your mess from the night before, slaving over a !/2 hot stove, while your off having fun in the puddles spashing in your wellies" Your welcome,(enjoyed every minute.)

 

All I can say Sprinter is you'd make someone a good wife

There's no wonder you didn't make any of the rideouts mate, keeping house for the bunkhouse rabble

You should have got a weekend job at the Cheviot cos us boys tipped well, then I suppose the bunkhouse rabble lined you pockets also

 

Never mind the pats on the back type of gratitude, a Scotsman can't spend that

Just imagine how much it could have cost you lot if you'd hired a housekeeper or au pair for the weekend

 

We just had your nobbly knees to contend with all weekend !

 

Here's to 'coming of age'!

After returning home, DD is happily reunited with his favourite biker-gang:
The Sons Of Adolescence

 

It was the long way round to get a free tea.

 

Not sunny then?