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  1. Dawsy

    Dawsy Cumbrian half-wit
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    #121 Dawsy, Nov 2, 2021
    So that is not you then Andy? :joy:
     
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  2. Pegscraper

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    #122 Pegscraper, Nov 2, 2021
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  3. David Cooper

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    #123 David Cooper, Nov 3, 2021
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  4. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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    #124 David Cooper, Nov 5, 2021
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  5. David Cooper

    David Cooper Triumph Rocketeer.
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  6. Cyborgbot

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    #126 Cyborgbot, Nov 5, 2021
    A very alluring young lady. Sadly with no idea how to ride a bike.

    +10 points immediately annulled by stupidity.
     
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    #127 Cyborgbot, Nov 5, 2021
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  8. David Cooper

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    #128 David Cooper, Nov 6, 2021
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  9. Fork Lock

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    #129 Fork Lock, Nov 6, 2021
    The message was pretty clear:

    BUY A TRIUMPH AND YOU'LL GET LAID

    I bought my Triumph a year ago.

    I'm still waiting.


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    #130 Biff, Nov 6, 2021
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  11. David Cooper

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  12. joe mc donald

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    #132 joe mc donald, Nov 7, 2021
    I had a friend many many years ago. He was slightly lacking in sense. Still we rode as a club unnamed. Every one told him if he wanted to pull girls he needed a triumph. He went out and purchased the most beautiful t14es. Some weeks later he was arrested for assaulting a young lady where he worked. She was the girl he wanted to impress. She was not interested in him or bikes. He got into a lot of trouble and lost his job and had a load of community work. All the idiots that egged him on denied it.
    Joe.
     
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  13. Lou160487

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    #133 Lou160487, Nov 8, 2021
    Facing the right way isn't always an advantage.
     
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  14. Cyborgbot

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    #134 Cyborgbot, Nov 8, 2021
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    That’s what paper bags are for. Pop one on her bonce as you shag - then you won’t have to look at her.

    A two bagger is one bag for her and one for you (additional protection should her’s fall off).

    A two bagger and a hyena is what you do if you pull a truly minging lass (beer goggles / desperation) on a Saturday night. It’s much like your classic two bagger but the hyena is there to chew your arm off should she fall asleep on it - you don’t want to be waking her up as you escape…
     
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    #135 Cyborgbot, Nov 8, 2021
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    And for equality, and frankly I have no pleasure in making this seem a male centric platform, may I remind you that should you engage in social intercourse that may later progress to the other kind of intercourse… Please don’t object if your beautiful partner insists you wear a paper bag.

    Some people frankly need a paper bag stapled to their heads 24/7.

    If your partner has a hyena on a leash then I guess you know your place…
     
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  16. DCS900

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    #136 DCS900, Nov 8, 2021
    At least you didn’t go down the “Roll in flour and look for the…” gag! :p
     
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    #137 TheBeardedPunk, Nov 9, 2021
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  18. DCS900

    DCS900 Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!

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    #138 DCS900, Nov 9, 2021
    I like the Indian lady @Hubaxe, bet both would be an educational ride!
     
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  19. Hubaxe

    Hubaxe Good moaning! aka Mr Wordsalad :)

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    #139 Hubaxe, Nov 9, 2021
    You would put an helmet on such a nice hairdressing ? really? :)
     
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  20. DCS900

    DCS900 Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!

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    #140 DCS900, Nov 9, 2021
    I’m sure I could pull out a leather helmet that would suit…
     
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