Ashamed To Be European

I was a smoker briefly in the late 70’s so I can see the argument from both sides and respect people’s choice to smoke as I have made my choice not to smoke. Nowadays I avoid being too near to anyone smoking for a long time as I don’t want my clothes to smell like an old ashtray, it’s bad enough with high level exhausts on the bike making my bike gear smell of exhaust gas after a ride.
I, like most on here, like a drink and the byproduct of my drinking is urine, now you wouldn’t want to stand in my way while I had a piss would you, cos with advancing years comes the increasing chance I might not be able to control the old one eyed trouser snake with as much alacrity as before.

 

Alf Garnett, fantastic, I bet he had an extending dog lead as well!!!