Anyone going near Dartford from Yorkshire this week?

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  1. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    I'm being practical!! Bought a new van and working out how to get there. I'm at Hd 5lg south of Huddersfield if anyone wants a couple of hours triumph talk I'll be happy to pay fuel???
     
  2. Havit

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  3. MrOrange

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    1. Walk to the end of your road with a petrol can
    2. Stand at end of road for less than 5 minutes
    3. Someone will stop and ask if you have run out of fuel and offer a lift
    4. Explain to them you need to get south, please take me nearer motorway
    5. Wait at motorway junction for less than 1 minute
    6. take lift and explain what you are doing, they will laugh and take you some junctions towards your destination
    7. Repeat 5 & 6 until you are in Dartford
    I did this when I sold a car to a dealer once. Opened boot to realise I'd had left my nice metal can in there, and no way was I leaving it!!!

    I got from Huddersfield (coincidence or what!!!) to Sheffield and never waited, Not even a minute. By the time I walked across the motorway junction to the on sliproad, someone had stopped and offered me a lift:)

    If i was ever to want to hitch around Europe, I am going to cut a jerry can in half, and fit hinges and a lock and use that as a suitcase !!!:D:D

    You could use this to take some mushy peas and a pukka pie south, so you don't have to eat any fancy southern muck, slip a can of John Smiths in there too o_O
     
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  4. Havit

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    #4 Havit, Apr 3, 2017
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    If you need advise on a cheap lift, Ask a Scotsman;):D:D
     
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  5. MrOrange

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    If I ever do decide to go on a hitcher type killing spree, I will hide my handcuffs and knives in a petrol can!!!! ;)

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:eek:
     
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  6. Havit

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    If it was Red Thunder , he would have petrol in the can in case someone had ran out.:D:D:D:D
     
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  7. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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  8. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    Well, I've fallen on my side with laughter from you daft lot ( but clever!!)
     
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