What the fook,,,,,,,the UK Charts weren’t up and running when I was born. So at ten years we start. Shaking All Over - Johnny Kid and the Pirates The Wonder of You - Elvis Presley Use It Up and Wear It Out - Odyssey Turtle Power - Partners in Crime We Will Rock You - Five + Queen
1954 Doris Day - Secret Love 1964 The Animals - The House Of The Rising Sun 1974 Terry Jacks - Seasons In The Sun 1984 Nena - 99 Red Balloons 1994 Take That - Everything Changes 2004 Natasha Bedingfield - These Words
Moon River, Danny Williams I'd like to teach the world to sing, New Seekers Don't you want me, Human League Bohemian Rhapsody/These are the days of our lives, Queen How you remind me, Nickleback Paradise, Coldplay.
Here are mine. 1 through 4 are OK, being a fan of ABBA I think I would have to say that would be my favourite. Don’t ask for my opinion on 5 or 6. That’ll be the day (The Crickets) Baby now that I’ve found you (The Temptations) Name of the game (ABBA) China in your hand (T’Pau) Barbie girl (Aqua) Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis)
The Searchers - Dont throw your love away Abba - Waterloo Duran Duran - The Reflex Tony Di Bart - The Real Thing (who what? Watched the vid, what a load of shit) Eamon - F**k It (I Don't Want You Back) - see above Calvin Harris - Summer Well i guess it can only be
Here's my pile of shit. Secret love Doris Day Juliet The Four Pennies Sugar Baby Love Rubettes The Reflex Duran Duran Come on you Reds MUFC Fuck you right back Frankie I'll never let you down Rita Ora All fuckin shite grrrrr
Irene Cara - Fame Erasure - Abba-esque Gareth Gates - Anyone Of Us Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa - Payphone Not a lot to choose from
Bewitched (Bothered and Bewildered) Doris Day Apache The Shadows The Wonder of You Elvis (we have a free-spirited peacock called Elvis in our village. It's not unusual to be able to say to people, "I saw Elvis in our garden today", and not be thought slightly crazy.) Ashes to Ashes David Bowie Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Bombalurina (NOOOOO! I win for crappest ever birthday song. I'm like sooo ashamed and it's not even my fault) Groovejet Spiller (never heard of it - you're 'avin a larf) Club Can't Handle Me Flo Rida featuring David Gustavo (ditto???) - I think I've gone 10 years too far, but at my age, I'm entitled to bend the rules P.S. I did think, "I can't be arsed doing this", but curiosity won. P.P.S. Elvis has a mate, a white peahen. One guess what her name is...