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They were the feckless, fearless, females on a fast, flying funny phallus.
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My wife and I had breakfast at a local restaurant this morning. I had eggs Benedict. There were two and a load of home fries. I could only finish...
That's funny! It kinda' happened a few years ago when our family and my wife's brother's family were out in Pennsylvania Dutch country. We went to...
I saw the news of your recent snow storm. We had a relatively mild winter. Although we do get dumped on from time to time, this winter there were...
They made her ass look big. A couple weeks ago I posted about finally installing a proper set of panniers on the Speedmaster, Well the bags I had...
I made a paper airplane, but when I threw it, it didn't fly. It just stayed in one place and hovered. Then I realized why. It's stationary.
Since my two brothers and I all use the same cologne, we decided to buy it in bulk to save money. It's just common scents.
My granddaughter: "This is really good sushi, Pop! Where did you get it?" I just laugh, maniacally.
Never throw sodium chloride at anyone. That would be a salt.
My granddaughter competed in her first track meet last night. Initially, they began the races with a starter's gun. They had to switch to a...
MISSION CREEP The tools I gather in preparation for the job at hand. Estimated time to complete job: 25 minutes [ATTACH] The tools I have to...
Are those piercings? Or is installing little propellers on the nipples a new way to get a breast "lift"?
[ATTACH] [ATTACH] This is Bob. He is a neon. I have come to the conclusion that Bob is immortal, a demigod. Bob is the sole occupant of our...
Houthis you think has been causing all the problems over there?
A recent study of married couples has discovered that wives who become overweight over the course of their marriage live longer than husbands who...
I really like those white... wall tires.
When one thinks about what the vapid 21-year-olds are into today, one can only be in awe of what these young men and women did for us. True, there...