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My wife came home and was so excited as she saw a deer this morning on the way to work. I asked how she knew it was going to work…

I have just seen an advert for a mortuary assistant. I was about to apply for it but then realised it was just dead peoples shoes.

Dominic Cummings??

I saw a job advert for a funeral director. I was about to apply for it but then realised it was a dead end job.

I am thinking about starting up a business selling real Christmas trees. I reckon it should grow from year to year.

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I entered the National House Building competition. I made the semis!

You know they can be found all round the globe?

I was in London yesterday and walked past The London School of Massage. The sign on the door said that you had to socially distance at 2 metres....

Thanks all. I looked at the Rukka Forsair but don’t think I can justify the cost! Some of the others mentioned look good but I will have to try...

For some reason I don’t think they will be walking……

One of Rees-Moggs’ claims to fame is that he has never used swear words. FFS what does he take us for?

I am expecting some cracking ones…

What would it be like if they didn’t handle it with care…….

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