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Rene' Descartes walks into the bar and a bunch of his philosopher buddies are there. They ask him if he would like to join them. He replies, "I...
I just ride it out wet and crank it up to 100 MPH for about ten minutes. Kidding, of course. The wife used to have a K9 grooming and training...
Trump's map of the world. [ATTACH]
Thinking of relocating... Alaska is looking better all the time. [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
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I'm usually impressed by Melania's style, but yesterday I think she got that hat from the creepy Poltergeist guy. [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
What a revolting development. [ATTACH]
Blatant traffic violations are now the norm.I attribute this to two things. First, the new buzz word in law-enforcement is “de-escalation.” I was...
My youngest daughter used to work after school and weekends at a farm on the outskirts of town. I stopped in to see her one day as she was leading...
And a darn good excuse! When all else fails, blame the equipment. It's always worked for me.
Always decline... If the funeral director asks if you want to stop in for a cold one.
A fellow meets an attractive woman at the bar, and they hit it off over cocktails. She invites him back to her place. After a few more drinks they...
I hate reruns!
SMART! Advising my wife and daughters of this excellent idea!
A traveling salesman hawking insect repellent knocks on a farmer's door. He extolls the virtues of his product and how great it would be for the...
Best of luck Wayne! We'll hold the fort!
Meka is not doing great, but not terrible. She doesn't seem to be healing with rest and a brace. We considered surgery, but my youngest was a vet...
Not bad for Jersey! Got out yesterday and today. I love these little warm spells. As we say here in NJ, if you don't like the weather, wait five...
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Shiney hiney.