This made me laugh

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  1. Havit

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    A Cambodian fell into a pit of crocodiles ................ he eat three before they could get him out !
     
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    Sick to death of the wife moaning, looking through the window "oh its so cold and been raining for hours now"!
    If she keeps on I will have to let her in.
     
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  4. thebiglad

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    What do you call an artist with more than one toilet?

    Toulouse Latrec

    What's that go to do with vegetables?

    It's an arty joke.

    I'll get me coat.
     
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    Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac...?
    lay awake all night pondering the excistance of dog.
     
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    #27 Sprinter, Sep 26, 2015
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    Paddy gets a job as a lumberjack, and, has to fell 100 trees a day.
    1st day he does 98 . 2nd day 99, the foreman gives him 1 more chance, "here Paddy let me check your saw," he starts it up bbbrrrummm brrrrrrummmm
    "WHAT THE F@#KS THAT" says Paddy!
     
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    what do you call a man with 3 pieces of wood on his head, anyone.....
     
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    Edwood wood-wood (deceased)
     
  10. thebiglad

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    What do you call a man without a spade in his head?





    Dougless
     
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  11. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    and then...................................

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    #32 Havit, Sep 26, 2015
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    Paddy takes his new bath back to the shop, " this bath is letting water out" shop keeper says "did you buy a plug" paddy replays " no , you never told me it was electric
     
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  15. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    A brunette is walking along a river bank, when she spots a blonde on the other side.
    "how do I get to the other side?" she shouts over.
    The blonde looks up and down the river and shouts back,
    "you're already on the other side!"
     
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  16. Sprinter

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    Who said "Blondes are stupid."
     
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    hoover.jpg The New Triumph Vacuum, Eat my dirt
     
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  19. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Oh surely not...........................

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