Featured Rocket My Name Is.......

CERBERUS
I AM THE GUARDIAN OF THE UNDERWORLD
I SERVE THE ONE TRUE MASTER
HE WHO IS KNOWN AS DILLIGAF
DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR MY MASTER OR I’LL OPEN THE GATES OF HADES AND TAKE YOU TO ENDURE AN ETERNITY OF PAIN WITHOUT MOTORBIKES OR ALCOHOL
AND EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A SHIT IT’LL BE A FECKIN BIG HEDGEHOG
Anyway it’s lovely to meet you all
Be good and be careful
I’m watching

 

It looks a bit Norbert to me!

 

I wanted to mate but some sissy pants already claimed that name

 

What straight in with the name, no 20 pages of absolute shite to drive us all mad, are you going soft on us @dilligaf

 

I’ve just had an ALERT from CERBERUS
You’re name’s in his book
Tread carefully my friend as I have no control over him and he’s a bad tempered bastid

 

I think I need to be worried now

 

Isn't that the name of Maureen Lipmans dog in Coronation Street?

 

Feckin is an all

 

I nearly peed myself then - thanks...

 

If were going down the dogs names - how about Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo or Little Hobo

 

Good of you to name your beast after an Australian Naval vessel.
HMAS CERBERUS nice to be supported by our Antipodean Bikers

 

Three Bell ends???

 

ARRRRH! Wessa you've had it now.

 

Well it’s about the same size

 

Inspired choice!

Oldfart

 

Wait a minute here, hes gone and done, our new owner....... He's gone and done it.

 

What ya saying spare head number 1?

 

Looker, he's left that bliddy health and safety notice on it .
What a wussy pants

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

....and the fork reflectors. He's not the guardian of Hades, he's a very naughty boy.