CERBERUS I AM THE GUARDIAN OF THE UNDERWORLD I SERVE THE ONE TRUE MASTER HE WHO IS KNOWN AS DILLIGAF DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR MY MASTER OR I’LL OPEN THE GATES OF HADES AND TAKE YOU TO ENDURE AN ETERNITY OF PAIN WITHOUT MOTORBIKES OR ALCOHOL AND EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A SHIT IT’LL BE A FECKIN BIG HEDGEHOG Anyway it’s lovely to meet you all Be good and be careful I’m watching
What straight in with the name, no 20 pages of absolute shite to drive us all mad, are you going soft on us @dilligaf
I’ve just had an ALERT from CERBERUS You’re name’s in his book Tread carefully my friend as I have no control over him and he’s a bad tempered bastid
Good of you to name your beast after an Australian Naval vessel. HMAS CERBERUS nice to be supported by our Antipodean Bikers