Multi Tasking

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  1. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Yesterday I was at St Helens RFC watching the quarterfinal of the Challenge Cup.

    Our season tickets give us access to the Premier Lounge where we always have a meal and drinks before the game and before I take my seat I usually go for a pish.

    I take my place at the urinals and at the next one is a young guy holding his pr*ck with one hand and texting on his mobile phone with the other.

    Who said men can’t multi task.

    I was just hoping he’d drop his mobile phone in the urinal :laughing: unfortunately he didn’t : unamused:
     
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    Once heard a similar tale from a Public Health Inspector watching a pot being stirred in a fast food joint.......
     
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    Eldon Crème de la Crème

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    Photo or photos : unamused::yumo_O
     
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  4. Tiglet

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    Trust you to think of that :laughing:

    He may be a member of your club ‘The Urinal Snappers’ :laughing::laughing:
     
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    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    I was going to say that there’s something wrong with you and Andypandy.

    Seeing as Wayne is involved there’s definitely something wrong with you’s :joy:
     
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    Yorkshireman Crème de la Crème

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    What, holding his pr!ck and stirring the pot ?:scream:
     
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