Great Quotes

As my old grandad used to say;
“If somebody offers you money just take it, they must want you to have it”
Wessa’ Grandad

 

"Your dammed if you do, and dammed if you don't". Bart Simpson.

 

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can buy a lot of hookers and blow.
unknown.

 

When one door closes, another smashes in your face.
My family motto..

 

My old metalwork teacher on wearing safety goggles.......

"You can dance with a wooden leg, you can eat with false teeth but you can't see through a glass eye!"

 

"If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else." ~~Yogi Berra

A good thing for all of us to remember, but particularly motorcyclists!

 

Another Yogi Berra-ism: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

 

I can’t dance with two normal(ish) legs so a wooden one would be an advantage.

 

But you can't hang a man with a wooden leg...

 

Yes, you’ll need a rope for that.

A wooden leg would be rubbish.

CB 12/2021

 

"If we were there now - we'd be late!"

Revon T. Craig, Jr. - -usually when we were about to mount up and ride out.

 

"Trust me, you can dance."
-Vodka

 

I had thought it was the great philosopher Beer who quoted that truth…

 

“Rock 'n' roll ain't worth the name if it don't make you strut”

Lemmy
Overkill

 

Hear all, see all, say nowt - My Dad, a Yorkshireman.

Sadly, he died when I was twenty two and from then on, I couldn't keep to the "say nowt" bit. I can't keep my mouth shut and I've upset a lot of people along the way. Dad knew best.

 

Don’t play if you are a bit easily offended…

great quote though…

https://www.tiktok.com/@3bucksleft_2/video/7036029601256131845

 

Lot of this going around lately.

 

And this…

 

"Be water, my friend."

Bruce LEE