Gmu 2019 Banter

Oh men, me and my big mouth, haha. Luckily I have a few months left to practice my drinking skills

 

Ah, the view of the patio as you slid down the hill opposite.

 

With Andy it's the standing up skills he needs to practice.

 

I always practice drinking on my high heels, then you can stand forever with your comfy boots on, no matter how much alcohol.

I have a size 9, you can borrow mine if you want @andyc1

 

I can assure, I had a good laugh that night, especially when you just dropped all your batteries and charger upon deciding you needed to go to the toilet.
I was actually having trouble breathing, I was pissing myself so much.

 

In fairness there has to be Irish blood in @dilligaf ,it's the only explanation.

 

Careful, we don't want to scare newbies off GMU.

 

Whahaha.... I'm killing myself laughing

 

You ain't seen nothing. The build up was classic side splitting.

 

You don't scare me that quickly

 

Well yeah, that's becoming quite evident.

 

It's more the fact that I now understand that Dilligaf has a beautiful accent which I hardly can understand, hahaha...

 

Easy for me to say, haha. It's still months away and kilometers away

 

Millburn cottage Bellingham
Tucker Tim and Lisa W/T/F/S
Paid in full

 

I love it, oh men, I'd better stay sober those few days

 

He supposedly speaks the same language as the rest of us, but quite honestly, until he gets fitted with subtitles, we haven't a feckin clue what he's saying either !!!

 

You bloody piss taking bastids
Watch a bit of telly for a change and I come back to check out what’s going on and that bloody video has been resurrected AGAIN
I’m staying sober for the next GMU

 

Join the club. Us too.

 

Thanks Dilli, that way I can outdrink you more easily, haha
Sorry @Dozers Dad means you'll loose some money

 

Genius idea no doubt. Which surely counts me out. Wasn't it Tez? I'm sure I was too 'tired and emotional' on JT's home brew.

 

He was distracted by his favorite drink off course, couldn't think straight any more

 

Think straight?? Below is a diagram of dilli’s thought patterns when he’s sober!!