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Bring back the pillory.
There's also dirt bike. [ATTACH]
Suicide shifters! [ATTACH]
[ATTACH] That was pretty funny, but I always feel bad when I'm cutting up celery. It looks like it's surrendering. [ATTACH]
I have a new pet. He's a termite. I named him Clint. Yeah... Clint Eatswood.
I have a short list of things I have always coveted but will never have. I'm not whining. I have a lot of nice things and am surrounded by a...
Yeah, Dolores O'Riordan. Lost her too young. Song about "The Troubles." Iconic now. Kids today have no idea what it's about.
I've talked about my daughter LauraLea and her band of talented musicians, "Tripp Fabulous," here before. This is not a garage band. It's their...
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A guy gets into an Uber and after driving a few minutes he wants to ask the driver a question and taps him on the shoulder. The car swerves...
OK! No more tree jokes. I promise. Now, stop barking at me.
Two fellows are playing a round of golf. At the fifth hole, a funeral procession is going by on the road adjacent to the course. One of the...
I have a friend who works in his family's tree cutting service. He doesn't like the work and wants to leave. But his roots are in the business....