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I'm very excited I joined an amateur autopsy club! Tonight is open Mike night.
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Every morning this large bird with a long, curved beak wakes me up with its incessant cawing. Well, toucan play at that game.
My wife told me to stop doing my flamingo imitation. I'm going to put my foot down.
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
I didn't eat them on purpose. They were in a synonym bun.
I ate a bunch of synonyms yesterday. Gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.
Here in the U.S. of A., in Key West, FL its Mile Post 0. [ATTACH]
Every time I open my box of hex wrenches, I swear there are more of them! They are breeding! It's the only explanation! [ATTACH]
My new neighbor has several cats. She said their names are "Atonic," "Astrophe," "Acomb," "Amaran," and "Alyst." I said they were unusual names....
That reminds me... I have to pick up some buns today.
My wife likes to expound on her vegan lifestyle. But I'm sure you all heard it from herbivore.
Lori and I were at the Borgata Hotel Casino in Atlantic City at of my daughter's shows a few years ago. The young "lady" standing in front of us...
Glad to see you are back on the job Mr. Cooper. Thinking it might be a computer hardware issue preventing you from posting the beautiful, daily...
