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A guy gets into an Uber and after driving a few minutes he wants to ask the driver a question and taps him on the shoulder. The car swerves...
OK! No more tree jokes. I promise. Now, stop barking at me.
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Two fellows are playing a round of golf. At the fifth hole, a funeral procession is going by on the road adjacent to the course. One of the...
I have a friend who works in his family's tree cutting service. He doesn't like the work and wants to leave. But his roots are in the business....
I don't know enough about U.K politics to make any remarks and it's none of my business. The Brits on this forum do seem to beat up on this...
Do you talk to your plants? I've heard it can be beneficial to you and the plants. It helps the plants overall health and it has a calming effect...
Sex at sixty is great. As long as you can see over her shoulders and it doesn't interfere with access to the steering wheel.
I tried reasoning with the fog, but it was just too dense.
Someone tore out the page for the fifth month from my calendar. I'm dis May'ed.
A guy sees a fellow on a park bench talking to a little spider in a small box. To his amazement, the spider is talking back. He offers the fellow...
Not to brag, but I have a unique talent. If someone hands me a wrapped present, I can tell what's inside. It's a gift.
Nice find! It looks like the previous owner got all the aftermarket bits on it you would have put on yourself. I have said before, I love my...
