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Here in the U.S. of A., in Key West, FL its Mile Post 0. [ATTACH]
Every time I open my box of hex wrenches, I swear there are more of them! They are breeding! It's the only explanation! [ATTACH]
My new neighbor has several cats. She said their names are "Atonic," "Astrophe," "Acomb," "Amaran," and "Alyst." I said they were unusual names....
That reminds me... I have to pick up some buns today.
My wife likes to expound on her vegan lifestyle. But I'm sure you all heard it from herbivore.
Lori and I were at the Borgata Hotel Casino in Atlantic City at of my daughter's shows a few years ago. The young "lady" standing in front of us...
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Glad to see you are back on the job Mr. Cooper. Thinking it might be a computer hardware issue preventing you from posting the beautiful, daily...
Me to the wife: "Be honest. Do women ever look at a guy and just think; I'd hit that?" My wife: "Sure. With a shovel, with a baseball bat, with...
I once grilled a chicken for two hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
An octopus armed with a pistol in each tentacle approaches a cat. Cat: "You're one short, pal."
There was an accident on the New Jersey Turnpike. A semi-truck loaded with several tons of human hair destined for a wig factory overturned,...
I think this just about sums it up... [ATTACH]
Um... I guess so. I kinda' like the green one. [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
