Rant of the day

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  1. Havit

    Havit Admin
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    IF YOU HAVE A RANT ABOUT SOMTHING HERES YOUR CHANCE TO AIR IT :mad:
    My rant of the day...
    MUSLIMS

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    They're not happy in Libya ..
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    They're not happy in Yemen ...
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    They're not happy in Lebanon ...

    SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They're happy in Australia ..
    They're happy in Canada ..
    They're happy in England ..
    They're happy in France ..
    They're happy in Italy ..
    They're happy in Germany ..
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    They're happy in the USA ..
    They're happy in Norway ..
    They're happy in Holland ..
    They're happy in Denmark ..

    Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

    AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
    Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
    How frigging dumb can you get?
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Lets have a look at the evidence:
    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops
    - No hot dogs
    - No burgers
    - No beer
    - No bacon
    - Rags for clothes
    - Towels for hats
    - Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
    - More than one wife
    - More than one mother-in-law
    - You can't shave
    - Your wife can't shave
    - You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
    - You cook over burning camel shit
    - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
    - and your wife smells worse than your donkey
    - Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

    Well No Shit Sherlock!....
    It's not like it could get much worse!:D
     
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  2. Victor

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    You have hit the nail on the head Wayne. I even heard on this mornings BBC news that police forces have the ability to allow female Muslim officers to wear the burka. What next!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Modalconfusion

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    :D:D:D Funny as f##k, brill. Did you stop up all night to compile it ....... Still laughing :D:D
     
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  4. Modalconfusion

    Modalconfusion Active Member

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    Our civilised world is so PC it's unreal, while others are still chopping off heads .... It's another thing that makes my p#ss boil
     
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  5. Sprinter

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    #5 Sprinter, Sep 10, 2016
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    BREXIT
    A chance for the Public School Boys to really twist the knife, no longer do we have to worry about Human Rights or a fair deal for all.
    The only thing holding back the power hungry ,( cos we only have one party in this country) was the ebb and flow of other nations opinions and ideas, with that gone:-

    THEY (a group all our MPs and swots left over from school, who didnt want to talk to you then, and hung out with teacher, cant wait to join,- and any one with a ounce of self respect has nothing to do with-) can isolated dominate and RULE BRITANNIA all over our arses . MEET THE NEW BOSS...

    The first thing is the reintroduction of the Grammar School -a cushion between the upper and working class. Trustees Foreman, Dept managers ,Teachers, Queen of hearts, they all went to Grammar school
    Separated and told they are better from an early age,( when time shows us,- the smart ones in primary one , are the smart ones in the last year of school -) only this time we have a Dole class to keep us busy arguing with each other. Steal from each other you get a slap on the wrist Steal from the Lawyer up the road JAIL. Divide and conquer

    Longer hours, lower wages and more aspirational tv adverts about what we should be achieving and why we are failures for not getting there. Constant wars with far away places, mean now is not the time to raise issues like wages or services, cos " we are fighting for freedom" " why arent we more like the USA."

    Media giants telling us what to think about and setting the Agenda months in advance.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37324491
    Politicians never come around here except for flying visits in a black Mercedes at election time... They cross the line. easy living when you make the rules (Tina Turner, Steel Claw)

    Thank God the Church is so disengaged or we could be on the end of Waynes list of unhappy countries.

    Seems to me the boss is taking us into an empty room and locking the door (never good)

    Im just saying.
     
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  6. Sprinter

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    does nt matter whats next, cos the people that decide, live in an other place, so they dont care
     
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  7. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    #7 Sprinter, Sep 10, 2016
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  8. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    Hay dude tell me thats not people dieing
     
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  9. Victor

    Victor Active Member

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  10. Havit

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    Looks like one of them dutch dolls. Take the top one off and theres one underneath :D
     
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  11. BonnieCat

    BonnieCat Crème de la Crème

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    Here's my rant of the day. Riding to work last week and as I was filtering between slow moving traffic I see one driver with a load of document he/she was was reading spread out on the steering wheel, then a little further along someone looking at either a tablet or laptop on their knee.
    I get so annoyed at seeing this because it's just so damn dangerous. Mostly I see people on their cell phones but these idiots won the Dick of the week competition.
     
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  12. Wee neil

    Wee neil Active Member

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    The pollce don't see these idiots because they are to busy watching us because we might be doing something they don't like
     
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  13. Wee neil

    Wee neil Active Member

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    This must be the "integration" the government keep insisting on
     
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  14. Wee neil

    Wee neil Active Member

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    I take it you won't want to wear one when they start dishing out the rules of the land!!
     
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  15. Havit

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    Small Rant,

    Why the feck Don't all cars put there lights on when it rains.
    And as the winter is not far away. Why when the fog lifts do they leave their Bloody Fog lights on :mad:
     
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  16. Sprinter

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    Why do they paint cars the same color as the road?
     
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  17. OnlySon

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    Hey, I`m a muslim and even I thought that was quite funny.
     
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  18. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    RAIN!!! Just when I'm out and about after giving her a good clean and polish
     
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  19. Red Thunder

    Red Thunder Crème de la Crème

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    Setting off home from work yesterday and realise some cock womble has fiddled with the clutch and front brake adjusters so they are further back....
    It is parked in a secure car park so it is someone in the office block. Better not touch it again.
     
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  20. Havit

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    #20 Havit, Sep 16, 2016
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    A very good read when its raining scan0014.jpg
    The Feckers, You dont mess with someones bike:mad: Its a Bikers Law or somthing;)
     
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