This made me laugh

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  1. surlyone2

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    Can't remember last time I laughed so hard :laughing::laughing::laughing: as when recently watching the garage door come down and break off the plastic thing that holds the rear indicators and bits !!! Don't reckon the scrunching sound will ever be forgotten ! :laughing::laughing: Yer just gotta,eh ? Mate turns up, looks at damage, raises eyebrow :rolleyes: and mumbles, " ....ing ..iot " That hurt the most :sob::sob::sob::sob::sob: P/S, some of this tale is fictionalised ........ the laughing bit !!
     
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    Once, I managed to topple an 750 lb. cruiser on myself in the garage. I was pinned under the bike and against some shelving. I couldn't move. My cell phone was on the work bench just out of reach. It's a detached garage. My wife rarely goes out there in winter. I remember thinking "It'll probably be at least a week before she even notices I'm not around." She might realize there's not as much laundry to do. She'll just think I've run off. She'll find my skeleton under the bike when she comes out in the spring to get her gardening stuff.
     
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  5. surlyone2

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    hahaha !! character building stuff. Amazing how sometimes you can get that burst of superhuman strength / anger? for a second or two .. and don't feel the pain until later.:no_mouth: Clipped the car coming in one night and the Sporty trapped a foot under the exhaust, along with a concrete planter stuck into a shoulder blade. Tried giving a quick course in physics to the boss about how a bike can be lifted a mere 1/2" so a (very warm foot by this stage) can be quickly extracted, not to mention the cramp in the back ! Not being a calm teacher when the student doesn't listen to good advice, she got told to piss off, get a blanket and coffee and I'd brave it out until morning. Well, she did .. except only listening to the first bit ... :oops:. Oh dear, oh dear .. um .. er ? "Sweetheart" .. nup, "Darling" .. same. What seemed like an age, but was probably only 20 minutes or so ..... crunch, crunch, crunch in the shingle by blokes in uniform !!!! "Oh shyte, silly thing has rung the coppers" :cold_sweat::cold_sweat: Crunching stops, laughter:laughing: laughter:laughing:laughter. " Need a hand mate? " Local Fire Brigade blokes:cool:. Bought them a case of beer the following week and had a good laugh with them.... and thanked Mummy- bear profusely !!!!!
     
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    Well, huh. I had no idea. I wonder if the penguins are aware of this.

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    The 1970's, when advertising had a certain style!:p:heart:

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    You'd possibly hit 800 with an airscoop that large going into the turbo !
     
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