A husband and wife are sitting at a bus stop Wife: That is the Archbishop of Canterbury over there Husband: No, I don’t think so. Wife: Go and ask him Husband goes to ask the man if he is the Archbishop Husband: Are you the Archbishop of Canterbury? Man: FUCK OFF! Husband returns to wife Wife: Well, what did he say? Husband: He told me to FUCK OFF! Wife: Oh, I suppose we will never know then. BC