A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of his britches. Bartender says, "What's up with that?" Pirate says, "Arrrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."
I don't like discussing my plans for the day. Next thing you know the district attorney is throwing the word "premeditated" around in the courtroom.
That helicopter looks about the same size as the Hornet that stung me last week. I don’t believe Mrs Visor was dangling from it but I many be wrong.
Incidentally, kudos to Mrs V. I sincerely hope that I’ll never have to meet her in need of her professional capacity.
Rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Get out of here. We don't serve ropes." The rope goes outside and asks a passerby to tie him into a half-hitch and rub him on the concrete sidewalk, which the passerby does. The rope then goes back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Aren't you the rope I threw out of here a few minutes ago?" The rope says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
On a beautiful summer's day, two English motorcyclists were driving through Wales. They stopped at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch for lunch, and one of the riders asked the waitress, 'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very slowly?' The girl leaned over and said, 'Burrr … gurrr … king'.........
