This made me laugh

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  1. Captain Trips

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  2. Cyborgbot

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    #29982 Cyborgbot, Oct 14, 2021
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    I wouldn’t have.

    The person beneath me would have some sore fingers and headache from me kicking down on the hands and face.

    Me and the lass would have survived.

    Edit: Being frank, I can’t imagine a scenario where being caught dangling on a rope swing from a helicopter would ever happen. I think all of those idiots deserve to die.

    Ooh - I’m harsh but honest.
     
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  3. Dave49

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    I agree that it's an unlikely scenario: just an excuse for a parable about karma. Anyone who voluntarily dangles from a helicopter can't be the full shilling.
     
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  4. Fork Lock

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    Saber tooth sparrow?
     
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    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer - and a mop.
     
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  12. Fork Lock

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    A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuffed down the front of his britches. Bartender says, "What's up with that?"

    Pirate says, "Arrrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."
     
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  13. Fork Lock

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    I don't like discussing my plans for the day.

    Next thing you know the district attorney is throwing the word "premeditated" around in the courtroom.
     
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  14. Helmut Visor

    Helmut Visor Only dead fish go with the flow
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    You might have to have a word with @Mrs Visor when she reaches the ground :joy::joy: 5DB0FBB1-789B-4EB8-AF16-3F17676AE4A1_1_105_c.jpeg
     
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  15. Cyborgbot

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    That helicopter looks about the same size as the Hornet that stung me last week.

    I don’t believe Mrs Visor was dangling from it but I many be wrong.
     
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  16. Cyborgbot

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    Incidentally, kudos to Mrs V. I sincerely hope that I’ll never have to meet her in need of her professional capacity.
     
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  17. Fork Lock

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    Rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Get out of here. We don't serve ropes."
    The rope goes outside and asks a passerby to tie him into a half-hitch and rub him on the concrete sidewalk, which the passerby does.
    The rope then goes back into the bar and orders a drink.
    The bartender says "Aren't you the rope I threw out of here a few minutes ago?"
    The rope says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
     
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