Rant of the day

Bloody Traffic Wardens and City of London traffic planners should all be given to @Duckadiledundee to be massacred
Just driven to London to sort some stuff in the office to come out to a ticket on the bike
There’s no one in the bay and I’m parked reasonably

Anyone spot what I’ve done wrong?

Absolute fecking bellends

 

WTF is going on here......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/53096584

 

There’s a sign telling you parking’s not allowed, what’s the problem?

 

Complete bloody madness is what’s going on there @Wessa

 

Yep written by a slave apparently, so yes it was always going to be a target. Mind even if the RFU ban it the fans are unlikely to stop singing it .....

 

The problem is I didn’t bloody see it

 

Yeah, it's all those utility works that was scheduled then cancelled
Bloody jobsworth parking wardens

Should be easy enough to appeal I hope

 

Good luck mate....

 

Q - What's the difference between a black man and a push bike?

A - when you put a chain on a pushbike it don't sing old man river.

Not my personal views and I have never put a chain on a black man...just found it funny...no offence intended

 

Thanks mate, is there anything you could do before the peasants army gets mobilised, perhaps involving Panzer Divisions, Attack Helicopters, small Thermal Nuclear Devices? Balloons on sticks maybe?

 

And yet you took a photo of it

 

If everybody in Great Britain who hates Great Britain, left Great Britain, Great Britain would be great again

 

This lady talks a lot of sense.



Why is noone in the main stream media (apart from LBC) highlighing exactly who/what BLM is, and what the consequences would be if BLM got what they really want?

 

Yes once I realised what I’d done

 

And that was the thing Jez when I arrived everything was exactly the same as normal, empty bay, cars about, no big signs, so I stupidly didn’t think to look at the small post on the pavement saying there’s no parking today...

 

But Bikers Lives Matter More

 

Man cave all ready to receive its furniture tomorrow. An email from feckin' IKEA today they can't deliver tomorrow and not before the 29th due to misplanning. Very disappointed. Stupid Swedish bu@@ers.

 

Big Brother is watching you.

Did you know that when everyone was having ‘phone disruptions’ earlier this week, they were adding COVID-19 Trackers to our phones! If you have an Android phone, go under Settings, then GOOGLE settings and it’s there. If you have an iPhone, go to settings, privacy, then health. It’s there. Check it out. Sneaky. Yes it is off at the moment but under the circumstances who knows if they will not turn it on automatically or make it so that you have to or you phone won’t work properly! Call me suspicious.

 

So it is...