Dilligaf The Snowflake

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  1. Wessa

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    Oh my @dilligaf I hope this is a piss take and you are winding us all up mate. If it is not stay safe mate and look after yourself :heart:
     
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  2. Wessa

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    And we all know that that is a load of bollox.....
     
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  3. dilligaf

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    No not a piss take mate :(
    I was hoping that HR at work were gonna go through the list of things that people have to put on them nosey Feckin forms that they make you fill in every year :mad:
    HR at wor lass’s work did this and put everyone into three groups A B & C
    Those in group A were sent straight home
    Group B were moved apart and where possible sent home to work
    Group C were deemed the least at risk and carry on almost normally with an emphasis on hygiene procedures
    Not where I Feckin work :mad:
    NOTHING :mad: and when I asked I was told it’s up to the individual :eek:
    Feckin bloke that I work with just got back from Benidorm and is coughing and barking in the workshop :eek:
    That’s what pushed me into this decision :(
     
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  4. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    what a selfish ****
     
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  5. Wessa

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    What is this guy thinking about coming into work and putting everybody at risk; yes a selfish bastard. I wish you well and don't envy you having to stay in for 12 weeks :heart: At least you should be good to come to the GMU, if it does go ahead....
     
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    So glad you had a chuckle at my expense :p

    Your right Billy,,,,,as usual just like the wife :(
     
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    Dartplayer Crème de la Crème

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    That’s great news Dilli, ya had me worried with the as of yesterday :weary_face:, still need to take care and finish the threads. :p
     
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    Dilligaf
    Well I was going to put my name down for the Rocket but I see its been earmarked already. But do stay safe and plenty of Jack Daniels and you won't see the time go by.
    Regards
    Joe.
     
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    Oh yes he is ! ;)
     
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    Is that the lunch for the virus? I didn’t know you were so generous and wanted to throw yourself into the consumption of the virus. He he he
     
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    @dilligaf what about in all that spare now time fitting some used old shitty cocktail shakers on that new spaceship of yours??
     
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    Oh no he Ain't;)

    We need a 12 week countdown thread full of nonsense and mirth, as Blackadder would say.

    Good luck Dilli, I work in a College so from Tuesday am teaching from my Dining room!!
    They actually think the kids will log in at 9.00am for their lessons:mask:
     
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    And I thought you folk from the North East were tough, you wont find Biffa Bacon or Ant & Dec loafing about cos of some nancy boy virus. Well let me be the first to welcome you to the Southern Softie club, down here we practically encourage loafing around, mainly in Waitrose, John Lewis and Selfridges. You'll need to stop drinking that common Jack Daniels of course and adopt an Artisan G&T with the Gin made in the Himalayas with Tonic made from Alpaca tears.

    Shit I need to get back to work, its only 1 o'clock and I'm already talking bollox
     
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  14. dilligaf

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    Biffa Bacon died years ago from Swine Flu:skull:
    As for those little twats Ant and Dec :mad:
    FFS I wish they were from somewhere else :grinning:
     
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    Agree I've nae time for the greedy little money grabbing Simon Cowell wanna be's fecking annoying pair. :mad::mad:
     
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    Stay well Dill me and the misses have both got underling health issues me COPD and Asthma for the wife so we are supposed to stay a out of contact but living in a small village we still need to shop etc.
     
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  17. dilligaf

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    It’s impossible to isolate completely :(
    Just do the best you can mate and keep contact with others to an absolute minimum :confused:
    Will be thinking of you and everyone else as well :heart:
    This forum is great for raising your spirits :grinning:
    But I think after twelve weeks I’ll be going proper stir CRAZY :imp::poop::imp:
     
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    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    Camping in Bellingham sounds good now, obviously 6 feet apart :p:p except in the pub or round the fire. :D:D
     
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    Ant & Dec camping, come on DD that is never going to happen, who would wipe their asses :mad:
     
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    And what with :eek::poop:
     
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