I have taken the decision to move all political jokes to the brexit thread and delete them from now on this year. This place is, for a lot of you guys, a bit of an escape from reality (, Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and seeeeeee.....) and not somewhere someone else, can push their political leanings on to you. Remember this is a global site too, not just UK based, so those guys won't want it either. I now its just weird, I let jokes about 39 dead asians stay and re/move this, but politics is going to get a bit too much over the coming month'ish, so I think that it's best left out of our little happy (& a bit sick and twisted) place. If you don't like this, please PM me with a strongly worded comment. Please put 'politics'in the message title. I won't read it, but you'll probably feel better, and I won't care. Peace out dudes Mr
Aaawwww sheeeet. Dzat mean I has to be readings the political thread for a laugh at polititicoes? An theress me been avoiding the bregzit fred too. Hey ho.
I have been unfortunate to meet people whose IQ would be that of a brick - if only their score were a few points higher.
Bert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret, age 75, looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope. Not a clue", she replied. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!" Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert! Shoulda bought a hat.
