Nipple Pain

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  1. Foxy1

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    #1 Foxy1, Sep 5, 2019
    Comin to work thus mornin, and t'car in front o mi chucked a pebble up. Hit mi reyt ont starboard nipple!! It didn't half hurt at 60 mph. Still sore now, 30 minutes later!!
     
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  2. Havit

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    #2 Havit, Sep 5, 2019
    A nipple cripple ...not nice
     
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  3. Big Sandy

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    #3 Big Sandy, Sep 5, 2019
    Better a purple nurple than in yer eye, mind. :)
     
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  4. DCS222

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    #4 DCS222, Sep 6, 2019
    Has anyone offered to “numb it” for you... :eek:
     
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  5. DCS222

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    #5 DCS222, Sep 6, 2019
    Creative editing...:imp:
     
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  6. Judd Dredd

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    #6 Judd Dredd, Sep 7, 2019

    come to the clinic where I can give you a 'man up' pill
     
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  7. Judd Dredd

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    #7 Judd Dredd, Sep 7, 2019
    dick joke in there somewhere....


    yep, there it is :joy:
     
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  8. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    #8 Judd Dredd, Sep 7, 2019
    that what she says.....
     
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  9. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    #9 Big Sandy, Sep 7, 2019
    She said naught. Her mouth was full. :rolleyes:
     
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  10. Foxy1

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    #10 Foxy1, Sep 9, 2019
    Unfortunately not!! :mask::(
     
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  11. triumph900

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    #11 triumph900, Sep 9, 2019
    Well, that’s better than a wiener in the face!
     
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  12. Colin Morgan

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    #12 Colin Morgan, Sep 15, 2019
    Reminds me of my days in moto cross. If a stone hit you on the knuckles (or any where else for that matter) it bloody hurts
     
  13. Glyn Phillips

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    #13 Glyn Phillips, Sep 15, 2019
    Noooo that really is funny:eek: it would have been sad Without onions, you’ve actually made me giggle out loud with that.
    I’m sure it didn’t feel good at the time but read it back.
     
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