Nipple Pain

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  1. Foxy1

    Foxy1 Crème de la Crème

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    Comin to work thus mornin, and t'car in front o mi chucked a pebble up. Hit mi reyt ont starboard nipple!! It didn't half hurt at 60 mph. Still sore now, 30 minutes later!!
     
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  2. Havit

    Havit Admin
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    A nipple cripple ...not nice
     
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  3. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    Better a purple nurple than in yer eye, mind. :)
     
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  4. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    Has anyone offered to “numb it” for you... :eek:
     
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  5. DCS222

    DCS222 Guest

    Creative editing...:imp:
     
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  6. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    come to the clinic where I can give you a 'man up' pill
     
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  7. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    dick joke in there somewhere....


    yep, there it is :joy:
     
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  8. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    that what she says.....
     
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  9. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    She said naught. Her mouth was full. :rolleyes:
     
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  10. Foxy1

    Foxy1 Crème de la Crème

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    Unfortunately not!! :mask::(
     
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  11. triumph900

    triumph900 Active Member

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    Well, that’s better than a wiener in the face!
     
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  12. Colin Morgan

    Colin Morgan Active Member

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    Reminds me of my days in moto cross. If a stone hit you on the knuckles (or any where else for that matter) it bloody hurts
     
  13. Glyn Phillips

    Glyn Phillips Old’N’Slow

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    Noooo that really is funny:eek: it would have been sad Without onions, you’ve actually made me giggle out loud with that.
    I’m sure it didn’t feel good at the time but read it back.
     
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