Motorbike Tag.

That would have been my alibi lol.

 

I presume the multiple dozen bug splats on the front of my Speed Triple and helmet visor don't count

 

Went to grab the cat and she scratched me and ran away
It ain’t happening

 

Do you get extra points if it’s a dead cat?

 

2 dead cats on a motorcycle

 

So? Did this not qualify?

 

bike with 2019 FA cup final programme wrapped round the chain!!









ha ha not really, can't exclude our B*W brethren and certain triumphs, just put it on the seat

 

2019 you numpty nog the Middle Ages

 

Open it up and let’s see the line up

 

Got it covered DD, right way/upside down, on and off road!

 

OK then, your bike near water with a female of the opposite sex (or male of the opposite sex if you are female) sitting on it.

 

The second one is saving on tyre wear

 

If it's American beer then obviously it counts as water!

 

I thought this tag was gonna be too easy for you lot!

Just a reminder, your bike, near water, with someone of the opposite sex (from the owner of the bike) sat on it... simples!

 

Do it Ron, DO IT!

 

Hey, my Bandit thinks it gets ridden by Moby Dick!

 

Oh Man the fuck up Ron, take one for the team, we need that photo mate

 

Chickenshit!