Favourite Insults...

Maybe unsurprisingly I have the book.....

 

If you have a brain cell it must be fecking lonely!

 

The only way your IQ would reach three digits is if it were expressed in binary....

With an IQ as low as yours, how on earth do you manage to remember to keep breathing?

 

You’re listening with your mouth.....

 

In a similar vein when I arrived at work with a busted nose after face planting the floor outside the pub one of my colleagues (an ex Marine) asked me ...
"What happened there? Were you talking when you should have been listening!"

 

Bookmarks this thread for future reference

 

If wit was shit you'd be constipated.

 

I would say you’re a halfwit, but on reflection I credited you with 50% too much wit.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a69bnj/my_mom_found_this_in_the_desk_of_one_of_her_5th/

 

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You, my man are just an Oxygen thief
Sorry that could be insulting it should be or woman as well,,,,

 

If brains were trains you would have missed yours.

 

If your IQ was any lower You would have to be watered twice a week.

 

You're a waste of a perfectly good piece of skin....

 

And to think you're from the sperm that won....

 

They said you weren't fit to shovel shit.

But I stood up for you, and said you were....