What Do You Want For Christmas?

I'm a grinch. I just want Christmas to go away...

 

For Christmas? I’d like world peace and everyone to just get on and be happy


HA HA HA ......yeah right
Feckin Jack Daniels
Silly question
But you asked

 

There are more hippo videos though....

 

Anything off the forum catalogue - otherwise known as babes and bikes

 

This would be the response if I left the pooter open in my house.

 

Speed Triple.

 

I would like a bit of a hybrid prezzie, it's a cross between a Christmas Tree and an i-pad .....
it's called a Pineapple!

I'll get me coat!

 

Socks and deodorant that way i wont be disappointed LOL

 

And your feet won't Pong !

 

I have had mine already. My little Darling paid most of the £5500 I paid for the TSX I just purchased. And I have fallen head over heels in love with her again not that there has ever been any thing less were she is concerned. But now I got all my winter nights sorted out working on the bike.
Ride Safe
Joe.

 

FFS Ron, you actually are a moron mate, but you're our moron.
Thanks to BB3 for explaining, it wasn't that funny to start with!

 

How about these for the festive season?

 

Bad Billy
I will have the Indian probably cost me less.
Ride Free
Joe.

 

All I want for Christmas is ...........

 

Or..........(for the welsh boys)

 

I can see it’s a churchyard yew but......?

As for what I want for Christmas.......unprintable!

 

.......because it all depends who the yew/ewe/you want for Christmas is.

Not one of those ugly Texels?

 

That's definitely not a texel, they have a thickset white head!

I thought you knew everything?

 

Sometimes it pays to feign ignorance........

But you picked a blow up ewe!

 

Jeezus !!! That will be dyfan's sock getting even smellier !!!!

 

You have to agree......Texels is uggerly!

And BTW that’s a ram Big Boy