What Do You Want For Christmas?

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  1. H.O.

    H.O. Noble Member

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    Not that I'm buying, but I thought it might be a good idea to put a hint in here and 'accidently' leave the 'puter un-attended on this page so some one might see it?
    Now I've just found out that all the Kenny Everet programmes are to be released on DVD, bit steep at £60 though?
     
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  2. Big Sandy

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    I'm a grinch. I just want Christmas to go away... :(
     
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  3. dilligaf

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    :heart: For Christmas? I’d like world peace and everyone to just get on and be happy :heart:


    HA HA HA :joy:......yeah right :p
    Feckin Jack Daniels :yum
    Silly question :confused:
    But you asked :joy:
     
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  4. H.O.

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    Shhhhhhhus, careful I said leave this page open by mistake, no turkey & Xmas pud for you then!:D
     
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  5. tcbandituk

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    There are more hippo videos though....
     
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  6. stollydriver

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    Anything off the forum catalogue - otherwise known as babes and bikes :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  7. Yorkshireman

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    This would be the response if I left the pooter open in my house.
     
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  8. Sprinter

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    Speed Triple.
     
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  9. Bad Billy

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    all-i-want-for-christmas-is-batteries-for-mummy.jpg
     
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  10. Bad Billy

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    I would like a bit of a hybrid prezzie, it's a cross between a Christmas Tree and an i-pad .....
    it's called a Pineapple! :D

    :eek: I'll get me coat!
     
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  11. Davie_M

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    Socks and deodorant that way i wont be disappointed LOL
     
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  12. capt

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    And your feet won't Pong !
     
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  13. joe mc donald

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    #11 joe mc donald, Nov 16, 2018
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    I have had mine already. My little Darling paid most of the £5500 I paid for the TSX I just purchased. And I have fallen head over heels in love with her again not that there has ever been any thing less were she is concerned. But now I got all my winter nights sorted out working on the bike.
    Ride Safe
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  14. Bad Billy

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    FFS Ron, you actually are a moron mate, but you're our moron.
    Thanks to BB3 for explaining, it wasn't that funny to start with!
     
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  15. Bad Billy

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    How about these for the festive season?

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  16. joe mc donald

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    I will have the Indian probably cost me less.
    Ride Free
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  17. MrOrange

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    All I want for Christmas is ...........

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  18. MrOrange

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    Or..........(for the welsh boys)

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  19. H.O.

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    ..........a head stone?
     
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  20. Callumity

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    I can see it’s a churchyard yew but......?

    As for what I want for Christmas.......unprintable!
     
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  21. Callumity

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    .......because it all depends who the yew/ewe/you want for Christmas is.

    Not one of those ugly Texels?
     
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  22. MrOrange

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    That's definitely not a texel, they have a thickset white head!

    I thought you knew everything?

    ;):laughing::joy:
     
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  23. H.O.

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    A Texel Sheep.
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  24. Callumity

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    Sometimes it pays to feign ignorance........

    But you picked a blow up ewe!
     
  25. MrOrange

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    Jeezus !!! That will be dyfan's sock getting even smellier !!!!
     
  26. Callumity

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    You have to agree......Texels is uggerly!

    And BTW that’s a ram Big Boy :confused:
     
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