A Jammy Question

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  1. steve lovatt

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    Always jam first then cream. Jam is a spread and cream a topping, not the other way round.
    (I was not very popular when I lived in Devon)! o_O
     
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    B*W riders probably have the paper doily as well!
    (B*W make a branded doily set at the entirely reasonable cost of six for £15.99!) :sob:

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    Wouldn’t have been faslane would it?
     
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    Not often would I quote @Tigcraft but here goes: “Twat!”
     
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    Please do!
     
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    JamJars for Triumph JAM!
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    This looks like my sort of conserve...... Jeeves bring me the Jam!:D
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    Irish Triumph Jam eh ?
    Well a couple of days a go I felt a bit peckish while I was out so I popped into a local chippy and asked for chips with curry sauce. The girl replied " would that be Indian, Chinese or Irish curry sauce" ?
    Irish curry sauce ? Can anybody shed any light on this ?
    I realise now I should have asked for a taster while I was in the shop but at the time I asked for the hottest, which was the chinese.
     
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    Often refered to a Jelly up here! Just to confuds you further!

    ' Hae ma, chuck us a jeely piece ?' would result in white bread (if you were posh included butter) and jam sandwiches for you and all your wee pals.

    Happy days:cool:


    My dad lived on the third floor of a tenament, he and his brothers would shout up !
    They became very good at catching !!!. Jam was the best filling, cos cheeses sandwiches would fall apart on the way down!:laughing:
    True story, happened all across Glasgow area, and maybe further afield.
     
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    I think you are all asking the wrong question entirely

    Jam or PRESERVE

    And as everyone knows jam first with clotted cream on top
     
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    Because this The TRIUMPH Forum !!!! Does that answer your question ?

    It's SKON btw.
     
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    :eek:Feckin hell:eek:
    A BIKE FORUM.....you say???:eek:
     
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    Scones are 4 for £1 at our local bakery.:yum:yum
     
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    Careful, that could reignite the Devon vs Cornwall cream tea wars.
     
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    O you realy need to try that.
     
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    Nah, Jersey milk, honey, a raw egg whipped in at the finish and topped with blueberries, blackberries and/or black currants.
     
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    Have you seen the price of those!
     
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    That's what I always thought, but then you can buy stuff called jam that has lumpy bits in it. Legally jam has to b a minimum 60% sugar (inc the fructose), and 35% has to be fruit, though some 'fruits' like blackcurrant can be 25% cos of the strong taste (I think). Anyway, conserve that you buy off the supermarket is usually 50+% fruit.

    True story, Bonne Maman jam used to be a regional/local 'value' brand in France. The manufacturer wanted to widen the distribution so hired a marketing lady. She redesigned the label and lid to look like homemade by Granny, then doubled-ish the price to place it as premium brand and increase retailers' margin. Same formulation in the jar. Look at it now.
     
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    So, Curry Night, BBQ Night and now Cream Tea Afternoon. Sorted.
     
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    What with dilli batting for the bunkhouse :grinning::grinning:

    He’ll probably end up wearing his cream tea on his head;):)
     
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  22. dilligaf

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    Yeah but we don’t wannabe :p
     
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  23. dilligaf

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    I’m gonna FART as soon as they arrive :eek:
    Save the snoring till later :p
     
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    Not only the word “Posh” Jez, “Normal” could be added to the list ;):):)
     
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  25. dilligaf

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    Of course :)
    You don’t actually eat that shit :eek:
    Do you :confused:
     
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