Featured Opps in trouble with the Wife .... Again

Ha funny you should say that, been having a conversation with my other half tonight about my need for a winter bike; she didn't say no point blank, didn't say much at all actually. Actually she's not talking to me at all

 

I have a new stratagy now, eldest lad now at University can not afford to run his Ducati So is going to sell it, once gone we may jointly buy an Enduro that I can ride in the winter and he has use of when back from uni, his 33bhp restriction will be gone in a few months.

 

I just buy my wife a "new" used car every year for her birthday or Christmas.........Works wonders!!!!!!!!!
Never heard one word regarding my "acquisitions".........

 

Yes but we're all poor this side of the pond, careful long term planning is needed when expanding the two wheeled fleet: " you lost a few lbs?"....." you go out with your girl friends tonight I'll look after the kids" ..... " like the hair, new stylist?"........" I'll cook tonight"....... " want a back massage?".....
Then you need to convince SWMBO'd that this second bike could be a sound investment for the future, a future classic even.
Then you have a quite word with your lads, get them on side (easily bribed!) ...... 3 against 1 then.

 

And we're a gettin' poorer of this side too.......Anyone wanna trade politicians?????
Great pointers......but.....with a "new" USED car......usually a Toyota......she gets an "extravagant" gift that I can trade in on the next years gift.......I get to add to the stable without hassle.......of course....nightly foot rubs don't hurt......and that cute little '63 Tiger Cub I bought her..................

 

Blimey don't know what I would have to do to get a third bike in

 

12 month pass to the spa might work.....kills two birds with one stone......butters her up and gets her out of the house.......Gotta luv it !!!!!!!!

 

Or you could just all man up and say I earn the money and want another ride - your choice - its another bike or another woman? By the way chaps my current wife has just gone to bed!! :upyeah::biggrin:

 

Yeah right, she out earns me anyway

 

You could always threaten to use the Street Triple as your Winter bike?

 

I think she is coming round to the idea now, she said "If you want one you go out and get one".
Now do I take that literally or is that female speak for something different???

 

I ran it through 'Google Translate'. Apparently it means 'If you want to live on your own with your balls cut off, go ahead'. Hope this helps. :smile:

 

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Just in case your not sure




NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine< /B>: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous=2 0statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

Well this arrived in the garage tonight :biggrin:

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