You can now get insurance for sex in the UK!

You can now get insurance for sex in the UK !!!

So make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-

Sex with your wife - Legal & General

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line

Sex with your partner - Standard Life

Sex with someone different - Go Compare

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than

Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union

Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability

Sex with an O.A.P. - Saga

Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident

and finally

Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com
Thanks to littleade -

Sex with a sailor - Admiral

Sex after a long time - Swift cover

Make sure you are adequately covered !!!!!

 

Brilliant Littleade !!!
NOW EVERYBODIES THINKING LOL

SEX WITH A FAT LASS - Elephant . Co . UK (Sorry)

Sex with Prince Charles and William - Royal & Sun Alliance (ooopps )